Rusel Parish, a Michael Jackson artist and now leader and spokesperson for the newly arrived Cult of Michael Jackson, is opening a chapel for worshipers on North 6th this Friday, “despite the tragic passing of the object of its obsession.” With his “years of experience and study working in the image of Michael Jackson through […]
19-year old model Jocelyn Saldana stripped down to her skinnies for 22-year old photographer Zach Hyman on the L train last month, and made an elderly man get the shakes. Also, a woman screamed. You’d think this would pique the interests of the NYPD, which doesn’t really like L train antics. But, as of yet, […]
Billy Mays found dead at age 50 in his home at 7:45 AM. Apparently he died in his sleep, no break-in, and no foul play is suspected. The day before his death he’d been on a plane that blew out its tires and said he got hit in the head with a few things, but […]
Ok who let the Germans into McCarren Park? Fluent in German? Feel free to translate for us, we’d love to know what the Deutsche really think of the Never Scared team captain. Thank you thank you thank you Gothamist for finding this dirty little gem of a Bruno hipster fart.
For $2.3 Million, you can be the Cameron you’ve always wanted to be. Now you just need to find a daddy with a vintage Porsche. Check out the listing here.
PS- I just snapped this with my phone while sitting in my apartment… in Bushwick. FML UPDATE: By now you’ve undoubtedly heard that WHO raised the threat level to 5, the second highest level on their 6 point scale. Yikes. But what we’re really concerned about is the Rapture Index. It’s already nearly surpassed last […]
Just when we were getting excited about a nice, warm weekend….. SWINE INFLUENZA. You know all those rightwing anti-immigration airbags are going to have a field day with this one. From Alternet * Mexican government announces fatal swine flu outbreak * New mixture of viruses never seen before * Some Mexico City residents don surgical […]
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if somebody dosed the entire neighborhood of Williamsburg? I’m pretty sure this is what it would be like.