by Dave Thomas [Check out Dave’s amazing new project straight2dvdmovies.com] Extract The month begins and ends with thrillers about people who live their lives through androids or other people while they stay at home. Think Hollywood’s getting a little passive aggressive about people who don’t go out to the movies? September 4 GAMER WHAT’S THE […]

by Dave Thomas Humpday Comedy continues to dominate, with Big New Releases from Sacha Baron Cohen and Judd Apatow, though Harry Potter will pwn the month. July 3 PUBLIC ENEMIES WHAT’S THE PITCH? Melvin Purvis (Christian Bale) vs. John Dillinger (Johnny Depp). WILL IT SUCK? Gotta say I agree with the choice of director. Michael […]

by Dave Thomas As is becoming the norm, May looks to be the most densely-packed event picture month of the summer. MAY 1 BATTLE FOR TERRA WHAT’S THE PITCH? The human race invades a peaceful planet because our planet done got blow’d up. WILL IT SUCK? Early buzz is good. Garnered some praise on the […]

by Dave Thomas The month begins and ends with unconventional superheroes. Slightly different demos, though. MARCH 6 WATCHMEN WHAT’S THE PITCH? Think The Incredibles, but like, really, really, really, really dark. Really. WILL IT SUCK? With 300, Zack Snyder took the technology pioneered in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow and The Phantom Menace […]

by Dave Thomas Gomorra Looks like your best movie options this month are to stay in making lousy Oscar predictions and hoping that Dollhouse doesn’t suck. FEBRUARY 6 HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU WHAT’S THE PITCH? Love, Not Actually WILL IT SUCK? If this were a TV show, I’d have more confidence. Director Ken […]

by Dave Thomas Chandni Chowk To China Hope you like horror. Let me rephrase that. Hope you like crappy horror. January 9 BRIDE WARS WHAT’S THE PITCH? Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway battle to see who’s the most popular actress, I mean, to see who gets a popular wedding venue. WILL IT SUCK? Gary Winick […]

by Dave Thomas The Brothers Bloom You expect December to be lousy with Oscar hopefuls, but damn. December 5 PUNISHER: WAR ZONE WHAT’S THE PITCH? Punisher reboot. After, you know, one film. Kind of like The Incredible Hulk. WILL IT SUCK? Apparently, Lionsgate booted director Lexi Alexander (Green Street Hooligans) from the project and started […]

by Dave Thomas James Bond: Quantum of Solace With the sudden departure of The Soloist, Fanboys and The Road from the roster, November just got a little less interesting, but I’m confident James Bond and Danny Boyle will help me forget. Just Opened ROLE MODELS WHAT’S THE PITCH? Paul Rudd and Sean William Scott do […]

by Dave Thomas Josh Brolin as W. Is it strange that the movie I’m most psyched for this month has “porno” in the title? No. I don’t think so. OCTOBER 3 BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA WHAT’S THE PITCH? Far inferior remake of Beverly Hills Chupacabra. WILL IT SUCK? The one good thing I can say about […]

by Dave Thomas Burn After Reading For some reason, Hollywood has decided to release fifteen movies a week (except the first week) in September. SEPTEMBER 5 BANGKOK DANGEROUS WHAT’S THE PITCH? Nicolas Cage plays a hitman who loves his job and doesn’t do anything to jeopardize it. Nah, just kidding. WILL IT SUCK? On the […]