So this dude was hanging out with his wang out on the 4 train this morning (NSFW)

Good morning, everybody! If you’re having a bad day so far, just remember that you didn’t have to stare at this during your morning commute!

The best string of comments from the Reddit thread where the lovely image was posted (beware: very NSFW):

[–]p1um5mu991er 16 points 58 minutes ago

like an egg in a bird’s nest

[–]Pizza_bagel 2 points 29 minutes ago

It’ll hatch and his mom will puke worms on it. That will help build up his strength.

[–]Dw-Im-Here 1 point 1 second ago

Does anybody else think that this man has it hard enough? Now OP is posting pictures of his reproductive organs online? Screw off man.

[–]womm 1 point 1 minute ago

I don’t know, I’ve never been turned on by a bird’s nest.

[–]TheT0KER 5 points 1 hour ago

He’s a grower not a shower.

–@dogstoevsky