Possibly distraught over a recent divorce, a Harbor Seal stopped by Williamsburg Park today after emerging from The East River. The seal was no doubt looking to cheer up by consuming several Ramen Burgers at nearby Smorgasburg. Unfortunately this loose seal was not wearing a watch and arrived several days early.
I expect the seal will wait for Smorgasburg the next few days by hitting up some of those Wythe Ave hotspots he read about in the NY Times and flopping around in the pool at King & Grove. Watch below via Gothamist: