Friday January 27
The all-lesbian Led Zeppelin cover band
Bowery Ballroom – $15
Jonny Lives! will be opening. Read all about them here and be sure to check out this MP3.
Saturday January 28
Absurd shopping cart race where a bunch of drunk
hipsters nearly kill themselves
2pm; $5 per person
email@example.com – email him for location/details
The Iditarod is the famous long-distance race in which yelping dogs tow a sled across Alaska. This Idiotarod is pretty much the same thing, except that instead of dogs, it’s people, instead of sleds, it’s shopping carts, and instead of Alaska it’s New York City. Tonic hosts a free after-party at 6pm.