Coming soon to a theater near you… But one thing. It’s Korean Abdul-JABBAR man. Get your hipster grifter shit straight. And can this be the last we ever mention her? Now that the meme has reached street art status I think we can pack it all up in our fanny packs and call it a […]
We’re just happy when anybody makes fun of Michael Bay or Jerry Bruckheimer. From the Onion [via] “I couldn’t be more excited to completely fuck this up,” said Bay, who plans to begin production on destroying the live-action adaptation next month. “ThunderCats has a great story, endearing characters, action, adventure, space-travel, and fantasy. It will […]
by David Dylan Thomas It’s the last hurrah before sequels and reboots dominate the theaters for three and a half months (let’s be honest, the last half of August is a wash). And we begin with… a reboot of an eight-year-old franchise. April 3 FAST & FURIOUS WHAT’S THE PITCH? Reboot. WILL IT SUCK? Do […]
We are totally going to see this on opening night.
The band premiered this last night at MoMA. It’s directed by directed by Patrick Daughters and Marcel Dzama. [via] Speaking of which…. we’re LOVING the new Grizzly Bear. Here’s our favorite track.
by Dave Thomas The month begins and ends with unconventional superheroes. Slightly different demos, though. MARCH 6 WATCHMEN WHAT’S THE PITCH? Think The Incredibles, but like, really, really, really, really dark. Really. WILL IT SUCK? With 300, Zack Snyder took the technology pioneered in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow and The Phantom Menace […]
The hopes and dreams of three ambitious people are shattered when their school-day adventures begin spiraling out of control.
As Rumproast commenter t4toby summarizes, this scene from 1987’s Hard Ticket to Hawaii has it all: Skateboarding, off-center ponytails, blowup dolls, pectoralis muscles, rocket launchers, ROCKET LAUNCHERS!!!, gratuitous violence, totally unnecessary second rocket launch attack on aforementioned blowup doll…I challenge you to come up with a better action sequence! Evidently, B-movie director Andy Sedaris (not […]
If you know me, you know that I’m a big slut for a good magazine layout. But with prices of specialty &/or foreign mags running at around $15 a pop, websites for Chinese hipster inspired print such as M-Style scratch the itch just as well. Over at the Shanghaiist, they seem to agree: Hipsters get […]
by Dave Thomas Gomorra Looks like your best movie options this month are to stay in making lousy Oscar predictions and hoping that Dollhouse doesn’t suck. FEBRUARY 6 HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU WHAT’S THE PITCH? Love, Not Actually WILL IT SUCK? If this were a TV show, I’d have more confidence. Director Ken […]