by Dave Thomas Burn After Reading For some reason, Hollywood has decided to release fifteen movies a week (except the first week) in September. SEPTEMBER 5 BANGKOK DANGEROUS WHAT’S THE PITCH? Nicolas Cage plays a hitman who loves his job and doesn’t do anything to jeopardize it. Nah, just kidding. WILL IT SUCK? On the […]
Needless to say, this is going to rule. More information here.
The Brooklyn Paper published an article today interviewing the filmmakers behind “Cult of Sincerity”, a straight-to-youtube feature documenting the lives of a bunch of 20somethings living it out in Williamsburg. In what not only marks the end of the straight-to-DVD route, “Cult of Sincerity” is also trying a different strategy to make back some bills. […]
by Dave Thomas Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona Looks like Pineapple Express might be the best this month has to offer… JULY 1 THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR WHAT’S THE PITCH? Jet Li is the mummy. And Maria Bello is Rachel Weisz. WILL IT SUCK? Probably the most notable replacement […]
by Dave Thomas The Wackness Just to be original, I’d try to tell you that there’s something more interesting happening this month than The Dark Knight, but that would be a lie. JULY 4 HANCOCK WHAT’S THE PITCH? Alcoholic superhero gets PR makeover. WILL IT SUCK? Dude, how awesome would it be if this turned […]
Finally, a summer movie we want to see is about to be released at Cinema Village on Wednesday, June 25th. Appropriately, it’s called Full Grown Men, channeling our angst at the ten million *retarded* superhero movies released every year for the 11-year-old boy demographic. Full Grown Men features Amy Sedaris (worth the price of admission […]
by Dave Thomas Angelina Jolie in Wanted It’s a race to see who can lower expectations the fastest this month, with M. Night, Mike Meyers, a post-Evan Almighty Steve Carell and a post-Hulk Hulk all offering their wares, often at the same time. JUNE 6 YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN WHAT’S THE PITCH? You […]
We have absolutely no idea what to make of this trailer, but we’ll see anything starring Zach Galifianakis as George Washington or Nathaniel Buckner.
These two videos are completely unrelated, save for the fact that they’re both hilarious and deeply disturbing. We’re totally going to see this just-released film Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead, via Buzzfeed Of course, the movie would have been better if some of those zombie chickens were unleashed on O’Reilly. [via HuffPost]. UPDATE: Youtube […]
Jose Saramago’s book “Blindness” is one of our favorites in recent memory. We’re excited to hear there’s going to be a movie: When a sudden plague of blindness devastates a city, a small group of the afflicted band together to triumphantly overcome the horrific conditions of their imposed quarantine. BLINDNESS, starring Academy Award-nominee Julianne Moore, […]