Louis CK. That is all.
No, but seriously. Unless you’ve been living under a rock (or if you just woke up, and in that case, I am jealous), you already know that Louis CK is playing THREE TEN DOLLAR shows, tonight at Bell House. If you’re like me, you’re wayyyyy too far away from Gowanus right now to have any chance of getting tickets, because they’re only available at the venue’s box office.
Relax. You should know by now that I’m here to console you with incredible shows that you actually CAN attend. Like Train and Mat Kearney tonight in Central Park.
Just kidding. Serious salt in the wound there, soul sister.