Are you experiencing any of the following symptoms: fever, runny nose, cough, achey muscles, fatigue, etc.? Yeah, that’s what I thought. You and everyone else. It’s that time of year where we are forced to use those last sick days because we feel like actual garbage, and not just because the DVR backlog is overflowing. […]
Now I know you’re still trudging through that 4th of July hangover, but it’s summertime in Brooklyn, and THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
I’ve heard quite a few friends say that they are “boycotting” Fourth of July this year. That orange-faced assclown will have most of us second guessing our lackluster patriotism as we drink shitty domestic beer and dine on nitrate-laced meats this weekend. At least the “holiday” falls on a boring old Tuesday this time around […]