Valentine’s Day can be a sad reminder of your lonely, single life, or you can enjoy the upcoming holiday as the perfect excuse to drink copious amounts of wine, eat an entire box of chocolates and embrace your sexual freedom. One place to celebrate just that is at Pine Box Rock Shop this Friday to see “First Comes Love” – a live performance of actual porn scripts. Yes, I’ll repeat – a live performance of actual porn scripts.
Comedian Kyle Ayers posted a fake job ad soliciting aspiring porn writers on Craigslist to send him their best stuff and after reading them quietly in his bathroom for years, debating how to share these masterpieces, he decided to let comedians and actors bring them to life on stage.
“It’s like a bad high school production of an adult film,” said Ayers.
The show began last year, and to celebrate its anniversary, Ayers is putting on a free performance just in time for Single’s Awareness Day. The date is no coincidence – he’s hoping everyone in the audience will find love… or at least get laid.
“I’d be lying if I didn’t say that literally every single person who comes to the show doesn’t leave super, duper horny.”