Vice Party @ Rockstar Bar

Just a heads up, Vice is throwing a hoedown with LiveFastDie and Golden Triangle Saturday night at Rockstar Bar. Free Colt 45 with RSVP.

Rockstar Bar
349 Kent Street, Brooklyn, NY
Featuring LiveFastDie w/ guests Golden Triangle and DJ Pizza Party Kev
21+ | 9pm | Free with RSVP

RSVP here.

Creepy, Lap-Bouncey, Pervy Plushies Now Delivering Crack

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We don’t know what’s worse, the creepy, lap-bouncey, crack-bearing plushies or the gutter punks. Make them go away.
Now, the plushies are delivering:

Club Animals has been criticized for being pointless, but the pointlessness is the point. In the latest addition, we are personally delivering a 100% sugar crack rock (multi-colored and multi-flavored with snow cone syrup) to your Brooklyn house on demand. Expect a 7-foot tall man in a plush, blue mascot head, white gloves and a tuxedo to come knocking soon after you call or text for delivery. You can purchase a few candy crack rocks for $1 a pop in a 1″ x 1″ crack bag. Can’t say too much here because y’know it’s drugs.
Call or Text 347-742-2293 for delivery at the appropriate times
***Serving Brooklyn L Train Bedford to Montrose stops ONLY***

Creepy plushies on the L Platform
Gutter Punks Invade Williamsburg
[via] Releases Free iPhone App

From our favorite free drink informants:

Yep. In a rare moment of heat-induced sobriety, we finally got our act together and decided to pamper the easily distracted army of iPhone users with what they really want – another app to brag about.
Just in time for your summer party needs out comes Free Booze, the Myopenbar iPhone App. The listings are fed to your iPhone in real time, replete with our incisive and hilarious editorial, maps of locations of open bar events for the day and iPhone’s amazing mapping and direction capabilities. You can even submit an open bar you might know of, right here, through the app.
In true Myopenbar fashion, the app is free…

Ticket Giveaway: Miracles of Modern Science @ Le Poisson Rouge

Ok, do you see the tinyness these guys call their practice space here in good ol’ Williamsburg!? So the vocals aren’t the best in the video, but these guys are booming with energy live– especially on stand out track “MR2″.
Download the self titled EP for absolutely $0 on the Miracles of Modern Science website, and you’ll be blown away.
You know the dealFollow us on twitter and RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets to this Saturday’s show at Le Poisson Rouge for The Albertans CD Release Party.


MoMA has one of my favorite websites; it’s pretty, has intuitive interface and lots of fun flash. So I was not surprised in the least to find they would have an interactive visit planner that has such lovely design. The planner logs into your facebook, asks a couple of questions and then plans a full day of MoMA activities suited to your taste.
According to my planner, I should go August 6th and watch Lord of the Rings, go tot the gallery talk about Frida Kahlo, Diego Rivera, and Mexican Modernism, and see the James Ensor exhibit. Well, I’m glad my August 6th is sufficiently scheduled with all of my favorite things.
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3rd Ward Pig Out This Sunday


Put your diets on hold and tear off your skinny jeans, it’s time to Pig Out at 3rd Ward!
3rd Ward & Brookyn Based present the 2nd Annual Pig Roast & Dance Party. Stand by as Pig Roasting Extraordinaire Tom Mylan (from Marlow and Sons, Diner and Bonita) and Chef Eric Sherman turn 200 lbs. of hog into finger-licking good & nicely priced pork tacos. We’ll also have sides-a rice, beans and mexi-slaw and Brooklyn Based will top you off with some ice cream.
Featuring live music from Stumblebum Brass Band, Shilpa Ray & Her Happy Hookers, In Cadeo and DJ Tanner all afternoon.
Plus bring your own t-shirts for $1 for pig inspired screen-printing & wear your sweetest smile for a carnival-style photobooth.

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Got 99 Problems, But APW Ain't One

Love him or hate him, Jay-Z will be taking over the sadly canceled Beastie Boys slot on next week’s opening night of All Points West.
Personally, I’ve got isses with Mr. Cocky himself (I happen to be a Nas fan), but that doesnt mean I won’t be all sorts of hands up happy when one of New York’s finest takes the stage. Did I mention this is going to be the hip-hop icons US festival debut?
Can I get a…

Ticket Giveaway: Joan as Police Woman @ 92Y Tribeca

Joan Wasser, musically referred to as Joan as Police Woman, has played with legends– Lou Reed, Antony and the Johnsons, And Rufus Wainwright. In turn, as a solo artist, making her the stuff legends are made of.
Wanna check out her deeply moving performance at 92Y Tribeca this Saturday, July 25th? Follow us on twitter, and just RT the contest tweet for a chance to win a pair of tickets.
And be sure to keep an eye out in the next few days for our interview with the lovely lady herself!