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While I never made it out to the Mr and Miss Williamsburg pageant last weekend, it turns out one participant is exposing the organizers and saying it was all a sham!
Misha fielded our questions before we did a run through of how events would proceed. She also instructed us not to tell anyone from ‚”the press” that the whole applicant process was rigged! Sorry, Misha. Welcome to the 21st Century where ordinary people and seasoned journalists alike can blow your cover in the blogoshpere! Also on the list of things not to talk about was the Colt 45 story (fabricated publicity stunt) and the fact that almost all of the contestants were Misha’s friends from college.
Well that isn’t surprising. If you want to view a whole lot of people from New Jersey pretending to be from Williamsburg, check out Lola’s photo album on Picasa, or just click through the jump for a picture of our newly crowned Ms. Williamsburg chugging a PBR while simultaneously taking her underwear off while wearing an American Apparel onesie. Whew, I feel gross just typing that. Where’d the innocence go?! Somebody, please, spray me with Ecto-Cooler and take me to church.