It’s one thing to be fearful for our almonds, but now we have to be worried about the safety of our cheeses?? A 51-year-old man was caught trying to steal $55 worth of cheese in Williamsburg and pulled out a razor blade when confronted. The Ocean’s 11 level of complexity to pull off this crime is described by Brooklyn Paper as follows:
An employee told police that the man walked into the supermarket between Keap and Hooper streets at 2 pm and put the large bricks of cheese in his pants. When the staff approached him, he whipped out the blade, cops reported.
When asked for comment the man released the following statement: