The intro tank is on empty this week and has been for awhile, so let’s just dive straight into the craziness.
There are 400 miles to Chicago, we have half a can of beer, it’s spring, and we’re wearing all black. Let’s do this.
Another week here on earth means another trying to escape here on earth. Here, let us help with that.
Happy 4/20 folks. No new music Weedeater, Bongripper, or Bongzilla this week, which feels like a big miss, but don’t worry, there’s still more than enough potent shit to go around.
It’s finally here! New Yorkers have had to endure an extended winter and now we can all emerge from hibernation into a couple days of weather in the high 70’s. It’s going to be insanity. – McCarren Park will turn into burning man on Saturday. – People will probably stand in a 45-minute line just […]
Nothing gets the pissed off juices flowing quit like doing your taxes. Thankfully the wide world of metal has plenty of useful new anger management tools on offer this week, so exhale slowly, repeat your mantra, and dive right in.
This past Monday a dog was rescued at the Graham Avenue L train stop after having run 3.2 miles along the tracks. Luckily an L train operator spotted the dog and followed the animal at a slow speed until he could be rescued. From the NY Post: By the time he reached the Morgan Avenue […]
A member of the NXIVM sex cult, whose leader Keith Raniere was arrested in Mexico last month, had attempted to recruit new members right here in Williamsburg according to PageSix. The cult has been in the news recently as allegations of sex slavery, forced branding, and the involvement of Smallville actresses has come to light. […]
Spring release season is officially here and with it a bunch of goths in all black screaming about Pagan sun gods. God I love stupid, stupid metal. Let’s do this.
After a week on the lamb to get caught up sleep and sanity, TOGTE is back and probably about as tolerable as ever. Extend that hibernation one more week and join us.