Brangelina?

Damn you Access Hollywood. We were flipping to see if Pat O’Brien had returned yet from his coke and hooker binge (he’s on The Insider but we get confused since they’re essentially the same show) and heard the souless blonde autumaton, Nancy O’Dell, utter the word Brangelina. That’s right, Access Hollywood coined a combination of Brad and Angelina who are rumored to be an item. It was bad enough having to endure the inane “Bennifer” thing. Don’t put us through six months of “Brangelina.” We never run gossip stories and could care less if Pitt and Jolie are an item. We just want the cutesy tabloid name combos to stop. If you want to give Brad and Angelina a print-friendly name, at least come up with something more interesting like Jo-Pitt, Brangenital Warts, or simply, The Pretty Fucking Stupids.


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Comments

  1. wilson K says:

    Easy, the tragically beautiful need friends too. Take Narcissus for example…

  2. who wrote the opening comment? That was very funny. I like this message board.

  3. Tanya Hide says:

    Brangelina rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Totally agree. First, the couple has gotten way too much exposure. And two, what’s the big deal? Just another couple who started off by cheating.

  5. sillyduck says:

    yeah i don’t see the big deal too. but well…it’s time to stop the angie bashings. just leave them the way it is and see how things turn out…>.^

  6. Brad and Angelina, now that’s a couple, they match both in looks, and status, jennifer is too mediocre compared to Brad moreso to Angelina

  7. Anonymous says:

    Actually i think angelina looks like a cartoon; bug eyed -big lips on a scrawny body…..i think they’re both very tacky

  8. I THINK THEY MAKE A STUPID LOOKING COUPLE… IN THE END MY OPINION DOESNT REALLY MATTER, BUT I STILL THINK THEY LOOK STUPID TOGETHER.. I LOVED BRAD & JENNIFER…THEY MADE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE (MY FAV IN HOLLYWOOD), BUT SINCE HE DID THAT TO HER (EVEN IF SHE SAYS ITS MUTUAL) HE DID HER WRONG BECUZ HE DIDNT EVEN GIVE HER TIME TO BREATHE.
    BUT JENNIFER ANISTON ROCKS!!! & SHE DESERVES BETTER!! YOU ROCK ON GIRL….

  9. ANONYMOUS says:

    BRAD & ANGELINA are both WHORES that deserve each other.. They’re a match made in HEAVEN…He’s been around hollywood & so has she..

  10. they look good together!!!!!

  11. hates hwood cheatahs says:

    Brad’s the Pitts
    Angelina ain’t no angel in a pitt

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