A man named George has been putting up flyers around Williamsburg looking for a lady who he met at Momofuku Milk Bar. George writes in the flyer (via Reddit) that the lady of his affection disappeared after their chance encounter so he decided to paper the entire neighborhood near where she lives with flyers. This is super adorable if they had a total love connection and will get to tell their children this story someday. However, it’s much more likely that this girl disappeared to get away from him and is now freaking out and scolding herself for giving out her general address. “Hey girl, you said you lived on Roebling and North 8th so I set all the buildings on fire so you would run outside and into my open arms!”
About Josh Morrissey
Josh Morrissey has lived in Williamsburg long enough to remember Royal Oak, but not long enough to remember when The Levee was called Kokies and sold cocaine in the back.
Find him on twitter: @JoshMorrissey