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88 Reasons Summer in the City is The Tits

July 3, 2012 By Kaitie Ames

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Photo courtesy of Charles Andrisano

Our friends over at Brokelyn have come up with “88 reasons why summer belongs to brokesters” and it is awesome (not just because of the discounts/free events listed). Our personal favorites include:

4. Skinny jeans and gnarly beards are enough to win you discounts at the Brooklyn Cyclones’ Williamsburg Night.

8. Naked bike riding. Naked book reading. Why do anything with clothes on?

9. Less clothing also means less laundry

35. Don’t think we forgot about fire hydrants. All you have to do is find a sexy fireman and ask him to open one.

75. Those 6am walks home from the party are a lot more sparkly and sweet in the summer. Until the sky explodes and out comes the angry sun from Super Mario 3.

88. A broke-ass pizza-delivering baby-daddy named Mookie did right by his lady with a few well-placed ice cubes. Go fill that tray right now.

And obviously:

80. The satisfying sound of popping a Brooklyn Summer Ale with a lighter from your pocket.

(Represent!)

Visit the site to view all 88 reasons, and all the ways to save major moolah this summer .

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: brokelyn, brooklyn, city, Events, free events, Summer, Swim

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  1. Faye says

    July 4, 2012 at 12:12 am

    Yo FreeDubya, you’re reason 90 🙂 Big thanks for the linkage.

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