Archives for November 2008
We didn’t witness any problems, but reports are rolling in about police brutality last night on Bedford. From our comments: Things I witnessed: – An officer striking the ground with his steel baton in an attempt to intimidate, breaking several glass bottles which sent shards everywhere. – A photographer was slammed up against a trashcan, […]
all photos by ajcranford Sometime shortly after Barack Obama said his final “yes we can”, my friends and I turned off CNN and left the apartment over Williamsburg’s taco outpost San Loco, where we had watched the Senator from Chicago clinch this historic election. When we ventured out towards the obvious epicenter of Williamsburg celebratory […]
We’re sure you’ve heard, but.
Palin refuses to say who she voted for! Perhaps she did a write-in vote, placing herself at the top of the ticket. Or perhaps she voted for Barr, the most Rapture-ready candidate. We don’t know what’s more disturbing, Palin’s stupidity or the First Dude’s nasty-ass pubic hair goatee.
Jake Shimabukuro is known as the world’s best ukulele player, which is kind of the best niche distinction I’ve heard in while. He has built a following with his speedy and unique method of playing, that incorporates different styles and genres ‚Äì from jazz, blues, funk, classical, bluegrass, folk, flamenco, and rock. I especially <3 […]
We waited an hour and most of the blue hairs at our polling location, The Swinging Sixties Senior Center, seemed to suffer from dementia, but we were undoubtedly happy to take part in this important election. (Yes, that’s really the name of the community center where we vote.) Christ, could this gut-wrenching, soul-sucking era really […]
Ferris Bueller (who did not show up in his parade on Friday) has repossessed the body of Matthew Broderick and commanded it to make Barack Obama a Youtube video about “taking the day off”. Clever! I’d make a joke about how Matthew Broderick’s been taking quite a few days off lately, but from the looks […]
The Masked Avengers, a comedy duo from Montreal, Quebec, totally prank called Sarah Palin. How this got through that “media filter” she talks about all the time is baffling. I hope it comes with a warranty….