New Flaming Lips Song and Video

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Check out “Mr. Ambulance Driver” here on Rupert Murdoch’s MySpace. Or click here to directly load the movie. The band will be performing the song tonight on Conan O’Brien.

Warner Music to abandon releasing full length albums

WARNER Music Group (WMG) is to begin releasing music by artists in ‚”clusters” of three or four tracks rather than as whole albums, heralding the first big shift away from the record industry’s traditional business model.
Edgar Bronfman Jr, chairman and chief executive, yesterday revealed plans to create an ‚”e-label” that would rely on digital downloads instead of compact discs that, if successful, would fundamentally change the way in which the record industry distributes music. The new business model will involve artists releasing batches of three or more tracks every few months, rather than producing an album every year or two. Initially, it will target artists that are either emerging or those that are past their prime but with a small number of dedicated fans.

read the whole article here.

Everyone loves a good MILF video

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Check out this hilarious video from Joel Lava, “Who’s Lovin’ Your Mama.” It’s hilarious, tasteless, and we even kinda dig the song. (It’s clean enough for work provided you have headphones.)
Click here to watch
[thanks OneLouder who also has a funny story about Ali G]

Upcoming: Howl! Festival Bluegrass Ball

On Sunday, August 28, LAURA CANTRELL will be headlining and MC the third annual Bluegrass Ball in Tompkins Square Park. This FREE concert is part of the HOWL! Festival of East Village Arts, which also includes the Charlie Parker Jazz Festival, Art Around the Park, Wigstock and numerous other events this week.
HOWL! FESTIVAL BLUEGRASS BALL
Sunday, August 28
Tompkins Square Park

Ave. A and 10th Street
3:00 Reckon So
3:40 John Herald Tribute band
4:15 Cobble Hillbillies
5:00 LAURA CANTRELL
with Mark Spencer, Jimmy Ryan, Jeremy Chatazky

Kids love politics…. almost as much as they love brocolli

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Since it’s never to early to teach your children about hating gays, starting wars, pissing away the environment, the Rapture, or scratching the back of corporate interests, self-proclaimed “security mom for Bush” Katharine DeBrecht is pleased to announce the August arrival of her book Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!
From the publisher’s bio

This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.

Inside, you’ll find find laugh-out-loud dialogue written in “simple” language that any child or neo-con can understand:

“‘It takes a village to get kids to eat their vegetables!’ Ms. Clunkton pointed her stubby finger at the boys, ‘Sooo, for every glass of lemonade you sell, you must, I say, you MUST, give two pieces of broccoli with it.'”

That’s a knee-slapper. Thanks Katharine! Tell us the one about the 23,000 civilian deaths in Iraq next! Kids just just love reading about tax cuts, ownership society, and neo-conservatives. More than candy and lemonade.

New Pornographers live dates announced

October 12 + 13 – New York, NY – Webster Hall
September 15 – New York, NY – Bowery Ballroom – CMJ show – 7.30pm
Their new record got a great review on Pitchfork yesterday. The Sept/Oct live line-up will feature all of your favorite New Pornographers members including A.C.Newman, Neko Case and Dan Bejar. All dates after the jump.

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Git-R-Done

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I miss the South. I do. Growing up in Virginia was overall a great experience for me. That’s why I find recent reports from home about the “Git-R-Done” phenomenon so disturbing. Evidently, “Git-R-Done” is Larry the Cable Guy‘s catchphrase. It’s become so popular, Git-R-Done bumper stickers have begun to rival the “support the troops” magnets. Of course, they generally are found next to the obligatory Dubya stickers. The phrase is often used in reference to the Iraq war, as in we vowed to stay the course so let’s Git-R-Done, but can be used in a variety of situations:
Jessie Lou sure is purty. I’m fixin’ to get up on that and git-r-done.
I’m fresh out of Skoal Bandits. I’m gonna take the truck down to 7-11 and git-r-done.
A friend from home had this to say:

“I doubt you have the “Git-R-Done” phenomenon in New York, but it’s the rage down here. Larry the Cable guy (who played the Roanoke Civic Center recently) apparently spawned this expression, and you hear it everywhere (lotsa stickers too). My daughter hears her classmates say it, and I heard two men at the public library use it as a farewell the other day. Then the whole thing entered a new arena when I saw a woman at the Target last Thursday night with a ‘Jesus Got-R-Done’ T-shirt.”

‘Jesus Got-R-Done’? Using that phrase has got to be breaking some biblical commandment. We don’t expect the phrase will be making its way to New York any time soon.

We knew there was a reason we didn't like Elmore Leonard

A day in the life of Bush on vacation [via HuffPost/NY Times]:
– Bike ride
– Lunch with Condi
– See Laura, talk “business”
– Naptime
– Read a little Elmore Leonard
– Go fishing with “my man Barney”
– Dinner
– Ballgame
– Bed at 9:30